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[ingeniar]

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[ingeniar]

I would say I'm sorry but I'm not. You're gorgeous and I have eyes.

[nightsung]

[ 🥰 ]

Flatterer.

Compromise? You can take some for your phone.

[ingeniar]

Deal.

But not the lock screen, right?

[nightsung]

Not nude ones. Some people should have to work to see my tits.

But if you have a favorite piece in my lingerie drawer, I'm amenable to that being your lock screen.

[ingeniar]

Can I get the wizard involved?

[nightsung]

For the lingerie choice or the photo? Though either is a yes.

[ingeniar]

Good, because it's both.

[nightsung]

In exchange, I'll need a picture of the two of you shirtless giving Astaribun a kiss on each of her tiny cheeks.

[ingeniar]

Deal. But only because she's so cute. Just like her owner.

[nightsung]

Did you know that I like you quite a lot, Tony?

[ingeniar]

I do. I like you quite a lot too.

[nightsung]

Aren't we lucky.

[ingeniar]

The luckiest.

Speaking of getting lucky, do you have any plans for the rest of the wizard's birthday? If you don't, I was thinking dinner, drinks. Some light spanking. Why mess with a classic.

[nightsung]

My schedule's cleared.

I assume we're spanking the birthday boy.

[ingeniar]

I think we kind of have to, right? One for each year.

[nightsung]

How old is Stephen? I've just been operating under the impression that we're around the same age.

[ingeniar]

You think he's 25?

[nightsung]

[ ...oh. ]

Has Stephen not told you?

[ingeniar]

Told me what?

[ Wait. He's read Lord of the Rings. He may have even played D&D once or twice (or every other week in college). ]

Hold on. You're an elf. You're old? Really old?

[nightsung]

'Really old' doesn't make me feel so firm and supple, you know.

Why don't you guess my age? [ girlfriend saw trap. ]

[ingeniar]

[ Sorry, he's married to Pepper Potts, he's actually immune to this. ]

I already guessed 25.

Stephen's 44.

[nightsung]

I just turned 49. Which makes Stephen the baby, I suppose.

[ingeniar]

In that case, he's definitely getting spanked.

Is this where I tell you that you look fantastic for 49?

[nightsung]

Shall we each take 22 hits and fight over the last? Or a cheek each for all 45?

Sweet of you. Half-elves age slower than humans, as you might have guessed.

How old are you?

[ingeniar]

Old enough.