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[ingeniar]

The luckiest.

Speaking of getting lucky, do you have any plans for the rest of the wizard's birthday? If you don't, I was thinking dinner, drinks. Some light spanking. Why mess with a classic.

[nightsung]

My schedule's cleared.

I assume we're spanking the birthday boy.

[ingeniar]

I think we kind of have to, right? One for each year.

[nightsung]

How old is Stephen? I've just been operating under the impression that we're around the same age.

[ingeniar]

You think he's 25?

[nightsung]

[ ...oh. ]

Has Stephen not told you?

[ingeniar]

Told me what?

[ Wait. He's read Lord of the Rings. He may have even played D&D once or twice (or every other week in college). ]

Hold on. You're an elf. You're old? Really old?

[nightsung]

'Really old' doesn't make me feel so firm and supple, you know.

Why don't you guess my age? [ girlfriend saw trap. ]

[ingeniar]

[ Sorry, he's married to Pepper Potts, he's actually immune to this. ]

I already guessed 25.

Stephen's 44.

[nightsung]

I just turned 49. Which makes Stephen the baby, I suppose.

[ingeniar]

In that case, he's definitely getting spanked.

Is this where I tell you that you look fantastic for 49?

[nightsung]

Shall we each take 22 hits and fight over the last? Or a cheek each for all 45?

Sweet of you. Half-elves age slower than humans, as you might have guessed.

How old are you?

[ingeniar]

Old enough.

[nightsung]

Have you just turned 18, Tony? Have Stephen and I been cradle-robbing?

[ingeniar]

I have been told I have the emotional awareness of a toddler. On more than on occasion, actually. Rough board meeting.

I'm 53. 54 next May. And no, if you're wondering, it's not hair implants. Just good genetics.

[nightsung]

For what it's worth, I suspect you'll still be dashing at 90. Whatever the hair situation might be by then.