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[ingeniar]

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[nightsung]

Have you just turned 18, Tony? Have Stephen and I been cradle-robbing?

[ingeniar]

I have been told I have the emotional awareness of a toddler. On more than on occasion, actually. Rough board meeting.

I'm 53. 54 next May. And no, if you're wondering, it's not hair implants. Just good genetics.

[nightsung]

For what it's worth, I suspect you'll still be dashing at 90. Whatever the hair situation might be by then.