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[ingeniar]

7. Maybe an 8 on a good day.

Stephen's hands haven't fallen off yet, if you're wondering.

[mygoodsir]

I wasn't too worried about that, actually.

Do you and he celebrate Christmas?

[ingeniar]

As opposed to what? Kwanzaa?

Yes, we celebrate Christmas.

[mygoodsir]

I don't know what that is. But I've learned not to assume everyone is a Christian.

Is there anything you're particularly fond of?
And I don't suppose you know what he'd like?

[ingeniar]

Are you trying to shake me down for gift ideas? Do you have him in Secret Santa? Because I think that's technically cheating.

[mygoodsir]

That's exactly what I'm doing, yes.

[ingeniar]

Dastardly. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

What's the budget?

[mygoodsir]

Thank you.

Oh, that's not a problem, I've many of those coins.

[He's on the Nice list, Tony. Even if he's lying his ass off and just trying to snoop for what TONY wants.]

[ingeniar]

Been a good boy, doc?

[mygoodsir]

Always. :)

[ingeniar]

In that case, I think he'd probably appreciate a new chess set, but only if you play it with him. He could really use the practice.

[mygoodsir]

A capital idea. Thank you, Tony.

For yourself?

[ingeniar]

World peace.

[mygoodsir]

I will try for that.